freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

sorry

(Source: pleatedjeans)

lesliecrusher:

do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space

This is what yahoo spent 100,000+ college funds on

(Source: brokenisfreedom)

Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here!
Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks.
Hannibal fandom: ..................wat

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

pie

attilee:

pretty much.

(Source: askthosesillystickmen)

justobnoxiouslychangingmyurl:

budacub:

iamtonysexual:

all4hurricanes:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

what

I laughed way too hard

GOD DAMN IT

EPIC

tumblr go home ur drunk

lalocuevas:

mrlegit404:

Yellow Orange or Pink 

 I think Ill choose Orange.

I would choose either Orange or yellow. 

(Source: rematiration)

laughbreathelife:

sppice:

I love this photo so much because it pretty much explains me; I either only lightly enter a thought/idea/conversation, or I go all out and explore just about every aspect and though I could possible have about it

This is me

(Source: corsicans)